altgf:

andrewbelami:

oraclesofnorway:

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

oliveoilbby:

fartingfrommyeyeballs:

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

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Theres no non creepy way to say this but tell your uncle to send that 🍆 my way. And I dont mean the ones pictured above.

Lol he’s very happily married to another very bearded man and they bake and have 3 rescue pitbulls and as you can tell a very big garden and are a gay wet dream tbh

doctortay:

osheamobile:

ghoulvalentines:

apoeticmindset:

savordance-lifesupport:

faythinthemusic:

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

Not that these brainwashed jabroni fools give a fuck about facts, but just a reminder that abortions account for only 3% of Planned Parenthood’s services

The overwhelming majority of the services PP provides are to help people prevent unwanted pregnancy. One would think the anti-abortion set would be super excited about that because fewer unwanted pregnancies is pretty much the only way to definitely reduce the number of abortions…but they don’t actually care about “life.” Their single goal is to take away women’s bodily autonomy & to keep women shackled to the burdens of reproduction like we have been for millennia. 

What A Great Idea!

hala-macaron:

pr1nceshawn:

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

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This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

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This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

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This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

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Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

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This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

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Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

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Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

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There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

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A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

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 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

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This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

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This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

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Yes very good I love it

worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:

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came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

imonlyadumpling:

hawkeyedflame:

himeshirayuki:

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this meme is funny and all but i think we all need to pay attention to the fact that its not some kinda vague classical art or whatever but is instead a modern piece stolen and uncredited with the artist’s watermark removed. heres the original 

the artist is WLOP! he’s a chinese digital artist who does original and fanart, and has his own comic called GhostBlade. unfortunately, his art is very popular and gets stolen frequently by etsy shops and other people trying to make money off of other people’s work, so it doesn’t surprise me to see that someone stole this piece without crediting him.

here’s his DA if you want to see more :)

His art is gorgeous! Just scrolling through and they’re fantastic work ~

verylostpenguin:

verylostpenguin:

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

the-bluebonnet-bandit:

jackharknessday:

weavemama:

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army